Apparently Paris, (the city, not Hilton), is now the victim of a kidnapping mob of young blonde women and men, who flirt with guys, kidnap them and ask for a ransom. If you don't pay up you die.
They recently kidnapped a 23 year old mobilephone salesman and asked for a ransom of 400 000 Euros (!!!). After not recieving the money (Duh!), they lowered their bid to 4000 euros (now that's more like it).
Apparently the victim had told his friend, prior to going out on a date with the deadly blonde, "Look what a woman I have a date with!" Where was his internal alarm?
The Police in Paris now warns us: "Watch out for beautiful blonde women and men who flirt with you". Umm, isn't that like the whole of Paris...? (and world for that matter)
Hey this is a perfect time for a Muslim campaign! Let's take away some of the focus off the cartoons and place it on Parisian men and telling them to "lower their gaze"!
Merci beaucoup Paris Police Department for those words of warning. I'm off to Paris in April, will stack up on sunglasses and eye protection gear...