February 17, 2006

Looks that kill

Apparently Paris, (the city, not Hilton), is now the victim of a kidnapping mob of young blonde women and men, who flirt with guys, kidnap them and ask for a ransom. If you don't pay up you die.

They recently kidnapped a 23 year old mobilephone salesman and asked for a ransom of 400 000 Euros (!!!). After not recieving the money (Duh!), they lowered their bid to 4000 euros (now that's more like it).

Apparently the victim had told his friend, prior to going out on a date with the deadly blonde, "Look what a woman I have a date with!" Where was his internal alarm?

The Police in Paris now warns us: "Watch out for beautiful blonde women and men who flirt with you". Umm, isn't that like the whole of Paris...? (and world for that matter)

Hey this is a perfect time for a Muslim campaign! Let's take away some of the focus off the cartoons and place it on Parisian men and telling them to "lower their gaze"!

Merci beaucoup Paris Police Department for those words of warning. I'm off to Paris in April, will stack up on sunglasses and eye protection gear...

10 comments:

BuJ said...

i know this ain't related, but when will you change the question in your opinion poll?!

you promised us pools of polls when u started :)

Shaykhspeara Sha'ira said...

Wish granted, poll changed. You now have two wishes left Aladdin.

BuJ said...

i wish i had a smaller nose.

Shaykhspeara Sha'ira said...

I will call the extreme makeover team at once!

BuJ said...

nop. i'm going to iran next weekend.

MD said...

Unleash the Taliban on Parisian streets ;)

Destitute Rebel said...

Speaking of Paris (Hilton) not the city, heard shes gonna star in a movie as Mother Teressa. I guess she wont qualify to kidnap in Paris.

Shaykhspeara Sha'ira said...

I wonder what Paris (Hilton not city) qualifies to do...if anything.

Diligent Candy said...

Unbelievable

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