People, do you remember him?
Well, since I am the mother of coincidence and dramatic situations, meeting him once was of course not enough.
Yesterday while on my way to a meeting, I went into the train, and mind you there are 8 carriages normally on a Swedish train. I manage to enter the exact same carriage, and also entrance, where "Clean Fresh Muslim Woman" Mad Man is sitting.
I never forget a face. Needless to say, one look at him and my spine wasn't only shivering but willing to break in two!
He starts smiling and waving and giving me the "thumbs up". I just nod my head and continue the conversation I was having with my friend on the phone. Ironically as it was, the girl I was talking to was the exact same friend who was with me the first time we were "introduced" to him on Queen Street.
Noticing that I am majorly ignoring him, and laughing my head off inside, a Romanian girl of perhaps 14 or 15 begging for money passed by me towards him. He gives her money and then asks her to sit down infront of him and they start speaking in broken english.
I hear parts of the conversation (no I was not eves dropping, he speaks so loudly one has no choice but to hear!).
CFMW Guy: Yes yes, my friend he is thiiiiiissssss taaallllll (stretching out his hands to describe how tall his friend is).
Romanian Girl: Oh ok.
CFMW Guy: Yeah and his girl friend is only this tall (narrowing the distance between his two hands).
Romanian Girl: Aha.
Needless to say I ran as soon as I could.
12 comments:
Crreeep. Yuck.
why didnt you talk to him - i would have loved to hear what more he had to say to "clean, Fresh, Muslim woman" lol. on the other hand i'm glad you are a good runner and "ran as soon as you could".
no sunglasses?
Shabanaaaaa!!! larki! so good to see you, been ages. Hope you are settling in the new home and all. :)
D Reb, why didn't I talk to him? Did you not read the previous post...loll
Biz, you lost me. Sunglasses for what? Eye protection from him? lol
ha ha!!
Pity that you didn't have any of that cologne to spray on him! :-)
lolll I know! Perhaps it's also time for a new product..."Muslim Mase" lol
Muslim Musk would be funnier :P
"Get MM at your nearest Abu Ammar store!!"
lolll, on Edgeware Road no less!
Sweden is turning out to be too small a place for the two of you! :)
lol tell me about it. Imagine I leave sweden because of him! I wonder if I would get refugee status...hmmm
rofl! I'm way too late for this much needed giggle. I don't even know what to say. Be careful he's not stalking you and these incidents aren't as coincidental as you think! Twice, it's understandable, but if I'd run into him a third time, I's seriously start to question it!
I'll keep that in mind girl! One can never be too sure, God knows with the looney bins out there.
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